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Darth Ed's Journal

A critical look at movies, music, and life in general.

Created on 2004-11-30 05:11:08 (#5310133), last updated 2009-11-18

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Basic Info
Name:darthed
Birthdate:1970
Location:Maryland, United States
Website:http://twitter.com/DarthEd
Bio
Darth Ed, despite his name, is actually a Jedi Knight. The Jedi Council have given him a dangerous mission to infiltrate the Sith and foil their evil plans wherever possible. As a child, Ed was held in a "re-education camp" where his parents were killed and he was forced to work as slave labor in a spice mine. This camp was run by an evil, tyrannical dictator who was secretly a Sith Master. When the Jedi rescued the camp (the Sith Master unfortunately escaped and the fact that he was a Sith is still unknown to the Jedi), Jedi Master Bar-Ada saw Ed's Force potential and made him his Padawan, despite the fact that Ed was older than usual to begin Jedi training. Many years later, Jedi Master Bar-Ada was killed by a mysterious Sith Master and Jedi Apprentice Ed was a witness to his Master's death. Sensing the hate welling within Ed and his potential, the Sith Master decided to turn the Jedi apprentice over to the Dark Side and make him his new Sith apprentice. Seeing he was outclassed and would easily be killed by the Sith Master, Ed pretended to join the Sith and slowly gained his Sith Master's trust. At the earliest opportunity, however, he contacted the Jedi Council. The Council saw the potential for infiltrating the Sith. They elevated Ed to the rank of Jedi Knight and gave him his secret mission. Since he must follow the path of the Dark Side whenever his Sith Master is around, it takes many hours of Jedi meditation each evening for Darth Ed to keep himself from going over to the Dark Side permanently. Ed also secretly meets with the Jedi Council's intermediary, his oldest friend from the Jedi Temple, Jedi Knight Kaeley. However, the Sith Master is not so easily fooled....

When Ed is not being a Jedi Knight, he works as a programmer/analyst for NASA. His areas of expertise include Perl/C/C++/C#/Fortran programming, Web development (CGI, Dynamic HTML, and Mason), database administration, design, and interfacing, and client/server programming.

In his spare time, Ed enjoys playing volleyball and softball, shooting pool, going to the movies, listening to music (especially attending live concerts), reading, and spending time with his friends. And, of course, he is a very big fan of Star Wars.
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